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Daddy Dirtbag is a special kind of father. Typically drunk on Redbull and vodka, while switching off between smoking cigarettes and smoking blunts. He's heavily tattooed and has an arsenal of weaponry that is never enough. He is brutally honest to his kids to the point of making them cry sometimes or has no compassion for his kids thinking different than him. They are wrong, end of story. "F around and find out" is his way of saying I Love You to them.
We came into the house and noticed the kids were upset. Without a second thought we knew Daddy Dirtbag and told them in his own special way that he loves them.
A fit but pervy maths teacher with long hair who looks like Jesus living in the uk working at the colne community school
Look it’s Daddy Dawson
A pervy school teacher that looks like Jesus.
Look it’s Daddy Dawson.
Troyce’s fat sloppy mess up in your butt /like a nut
Troyce gave me he most insane falangle daddy last night
2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns
2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....
Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)
The first sexual act after a man divorced with his wife and remarried a new one
“I’m ready for a Daddy Do-over honey!”
A man of such muscular perfection and pure beauty that everyones day glows up and they flutter a bit inside when they see him.
Oh my god Doug is such a buff daddy. He must go gym everyday and hes so hot.