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1. A phrase used by a male when he is totally besotted with one female and does not express any particular interest in any other member of the female race. Basically does not stop thinking about this one female to the point of insanity.
2. A sneaky phrase used by a male to remove himself from the big hole that is when a dirty chav girls shows interest in him.
1. Josh: "That chick in HMV is buff, she is eyein us up bare"
Morgan: "Mate you know the score two eyes one girl!"
2. Dirty Chav:"Oi sexy boy, can i have your number"
Wilson:"sorry,two eyes one girl" <then breezes away
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backup phrase used when someone says somethin out the way.
Boy: Dang! Homegirl got a DONK! She lookin like Buffy the Body.
Girl: Get out my eye wit that mess.
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you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch
i gave my ex thee ol break up home made eye patch knocked her clean out
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an asshole. If you look at a dog when they sneeze, you will noticed that their clenched up eye looks very similar to a butthole.
I have had the itchiest clenched dog eye all day; maybe I didn't wipe well enough.
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It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.
One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!
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To be jerked around,or to be horribly fucked over in the worst way
Billy fucked my eyes out the other day when he totaled my car.
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The third choice in a series of options in which the first two have been rejected.
A: "I'm sorry your date cancelled. Do you want to go see a movie?"
B: (sulkily) "No."
A: "Want to go to the club?"
B: "No."
A: "Want a poke in the eye with a sharp stick?"
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