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Bursts of air from a poo-hole.
"I cum-bubbled my froth all over the floor" - Christina Aguilera
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night-water cum is the splooge that several cadets leave in the glass of water you keep on your nightstand after they jack off into it.
When I wake up in the morning, I always have night-water cum in my glass and the taste of my roomies' jizz in my mouth!
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night-water cum is the pearly-white cumshots of other guys who jack off in the water glass of nightstand water a guy drinks during the night when he's thirsty.
My roomies are frequently jacking off in my water glass and leaving me night-water cum to drink!
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Gay men stick their penis's in each others Gay Cum Tunnel s
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when a girl is finishing sucking on the johnson...the man pulls out and sprays a fine line of semen all over the mouth of the women in the style of the got milk commercials.
u got a nice got cum mustache? there.
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What someone say after the ejaculation of a man in a porno hits the woman in the face.
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That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.
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