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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 6, 2010


Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality

Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.

by Middle School Choir January 6, 2010


hoe blisters

The blisters hoes get on there feet partly from their high-as-fuck heels and partly from walking home barefoot because they are trashed and have to carry their heels.

Genny woke up after a night of drinking and slitting around to find hoe blisters on her feet from walking home barefoot

by TitsMcGhee June 22, 2015


Homie-Hoe-stasis

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

by Fuet July 27, 2017


dumbass hoe lookin ass

a person that looks like a dumbass hoe.

get yo dumbass hoe lookin ass over here before i eat yo ass, no homo tho.

by The schleeper February 6, 2018


peripheral hoe

peripheral hoe is a woman with which one has no real contact but sees them on a regular basis at work or in public aka. in the periphery of ones social circle. the relationship to this person is entirely hypothetical, one imagines what a relationship would be like without ever speaking to them in order not to ruin the fantasy. Attraction is mainly because of looks.

"That girl in the bus smiled at you, aren't you going to talk to her?" "no, she is my peripheral hoe"

by RickyTickyTavy May 5, 2016


Man-Hoe

A Man-Hoe is a Male who goes around asking Random people out, and whom is desperate for a gf.

(Rlly if you have girl bestfriends automatically while dating sum body)

Lucas- “Aye!, Do you wanna go out shortie.?”.
Angelica-“No, I don’t even know you like dat.”.
Lucas- “Don’t worry shortie, you’ll get to know me..”.
Angelica- “No thanks.”
(5Secs later on if story)
Lucas-*Single ready to mingle*.
*Lucas is now a Man-Hoe*

by Mariheartz April 30, 2019