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What someone say after the ejaculation of a man in a porno hits the woman in the face.
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That annoying scenario when you're wanking to a great porno, a good scene comes on, and decide now is the time to go for it. So you get to the vinegar strokes......only for the scene, at that crucial moment, to cut to a far better, hornier one! Thus missing out on an even more intense knee-trembler.
It's one of life's great disappointments.
Dammit Ivan, I was having a great wank last night, only to fucking cum up short! What a jip.
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When your fucking a chick and she shits on your waffle and it makes you cum on the waffle and you now have the breakfeast.
My girlfirend asked me for a russian cum waffle in the morning so i gave it to her.
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it's when you wiggle your dick side to side across the vagina with cum spraing all of her legs.
dude - " I'M cumming, I'm cumming..... AHHHHH, i flaba cum shot all over you"
sexy hot chick - "oh fuck yeah, that feels sooo good"
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a backwoods cum drip is when you take autumn into the woods and drip come on her.
hey autumn wanna do a backwoods cum drip
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An action in which you have sex during breakfast and you ejaculate into a nooks and crannies english muffin and your partner licks the english muffin
I wanna try a sexual action i learned on The Urban Dictionary its called The English Cum Crannie
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A cup filled to the brim with savory steamy hot cum
My mom made me a refreshing cup o' cum straight from my dad! Yummy
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