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1 can of french onion soup
1 clove of garlic
dash of salt and pepper
2 tsp of worcestershire sauce
1 can of beans for extra gas.
Heat contents into stove top pan for 20 minutes and enjoy.
within an hour you will pass gas like no tommorrow.
Man you stink, what did you eat Fart Ass Soup?
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The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".
Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach
Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?
Me: Yeah, I think I'm-
Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.
Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
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The most wonderful, artistic, and erotic form of pornography known to man! Someone who has been a "bad" person gets to be "punished" by sticking their nose in someone else's anal crevice and inhaling said persons flatulence. The punisher is hopefully a morbidly obese hairy woman who speaks Portuguese and doubled down on Taco Tuesday.
See also pornography, fetish, art forms.
Door man: "Any plans tonight Master Carl?"
Carl: "Why yes actually Winston my good fellow. I plan on pouring myself a cup of fine chamomile tea, lighting some candles, and masturbating feverishly to the most depraved Brazilian Fart Punishment the internet has to offer."
Door man: "Good show sir! Shall I call a cleanup crew?"
Carl: "That would be splendid Winston! And do ask that they remember the pressure washer this time."
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What happens after you eat kim chi. The nastiest of the nastiest. Also known as kcf.
Willis had terrible kim chi farts after eating kim chi.
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1.)someone who doesnt leave you alone and annoys you.
2.)something you say when you hurt yourself, or forgot something.
1.)"GOD! You fart knocker! Leave me alone!"
2.)"Ah fart knocker!"
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The phenomenon of having large amounts of methane build up, usually after a big night of drinking “Tooheys New” (an Aussy beer) causing one to repeatedly let out sizable farts, usually of an excessively pungent nature. One should be careful not to “follow through” the fart and begin “Sharting like a trooper”
"Damn man, Chabs had a big night on the piss last night huh?" "Yeah man she's been farting like a trooper all day"
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When a person opens there ass and farts and into another persons face, they swallow or breath it in.
Did you see that brazilian fart porn.. not as f***ed as 2 girls one cup though..
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