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slap monkey

~adj.-

1. a servant, loser, or lackey, to heap abuse on for any mistakes or failures he or she makes.

2. Status for someone who deserves the beatdown heaped on for
stupid shit they did or stupid shit they said.

Example #1- You stupid fuckin' slap monkey! For that, you earned this ass-beating, motherfucker!!!

Example #2- You punk ass bitch... your status just dropped to the level of a slap monkey.
Now, get ready for a relentless but well-deserved beatdown.

by CDSmith1967 July 11, 2008

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barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs

Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys

by Dingleberry Jones Jr. December 12, 2007

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Skunky Monkey

When a man has HIV and hires a prostitute to have sex with him. He ejaculates in her throat giving her the virus. Then after having sex he pays the women and then gives her a one dollar bill with a note on it saying to go get tested because he has HIV. Usually the man is on the verge of AIDs.

Dude I fucked with this prostitute so bad last night.
Really Nice
Yah I gave her a Skunky Monkey
No way
Yah
Ew, but nice

by Doopo December 30, 2014

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Monkey Do

One of the truly great underground trance DJ's

"I wish I could rock like Monkey Do"

by Pete Tong April 15, 2003

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Monkey Strike

Better than Counter Strike

Monkey strike pwnz Counter Strike

by JynxDaddy February 9, 2003

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Monkey Pit

Similar to the Mancave (see mancave) the Monkey Pit is the shit. Stocked with XBOX, PS2, and a constant supply of beer, the Monkey Pit is the only true refuge available to the students of Embry-Riddle, Daytona Beach. The monkey pit is like Isla de Muerta from Pirates of the Carribean...only those who have been there can find it.

Dude, check out the Monkey Pit.

This place is almost as epic as the Monkey Pit.

by Jim Radio September 1, 2007

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dill monkey

Insult one step above dill hole. Can be used at work to avoid pissing off sensative ears. Can also be used as an insult to imply a homo-sexual.

You my friend are the anal cum dripping from the faggot dill monkey!

by Dizzy Devil August 8, 2007

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