What do you want to be for Halloween?

A basic question people get asked on Oct 31.

T- What do you want to be for Halloween?
H- I wanna be loved.

fuck what y'all names mean

Smd don't know one care about what y'all names mean. This shit lame Sorry not sorry 🤷🏾 ♂️. And smd I'm not hating.

We don't give a fuck what y'all names mean.

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If you know what I mean

A common phrase, that if added to the end of any simple sentance, can make it sound dirty.

I'm gonna go scuba diving tonight, if you know what I mean.

I'm gonna make the bed, if you know what I mean.

We paid the bills the other day, if you know what I mean.

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Dang nigga what chou say?

1. Used when you dont undestand something
2. Used instaed of saying "w00t?" or "omfg no way!"

1. "Did you see that guy who ran across the street and got eaten by a bird?" "Dang nigga what chou say?"
2. "I got an A+++ on my maths test daddy!" "Dang nigga what chou say?"

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Who shot who in the what now?

Wait, what?

A quote from the TV series The Simpsons in the episode "Who Shot Mr. Burns pt. II," Jasper, a senior citizen says this quote.

Mitch: (in a meaningless argument with the person next to him while the rest of the world tunes them out) No, I'm positive it isn't done that way. Right Al?
Al: Who shot who in the what now?

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I do what I waunt

A phrase from the hit show on Comedy Central, South Park. Cartman says it when he is on a talk show and is trying to win a prize for being the most out of control child. Used to express dislike of something or denying something that someone tells you.

Hey Dave. You should be in class now, right?
Wateva! I do what I waunt!

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Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!

the way cool kids say thats what she said.

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dude thats never gonna fit. you should try another entrance."

Robin Hood - "Tis what thy maiden proclaimed!"

Unsuspecting Citizen - "Dammit"

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