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this widely known form of masturbation most commonly takes place in the shower. but can also be preformed in a locked room wit the usage of ones saliva and/or lotion (if hes lucky enough to have at the time).
if not they may use other lubrication formulas such as:
eggwash, brownie batter (without walnuts,,,self explanatory), hand sanitizer the most common household usage....acne medication AND saved jizz from a previous masturbation.
OMG! i just walked in on larry preforming the double fisted masturbation! The amateur didnt lock the door.
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When you give a Dutch girl a Dutch Oven, where you pull the blanket over her head in bed after farting.
You should have seen the look on her face after I gave my girlfriend a Double Dutch Oven.
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When you have Snoop Dogg fart in an ice cream cone, then immediately dropp a hint of parmesean cheese like it's hott. then get a double scoop of chocolate ice cream and rub on Morgan Freeman's Testicles, then put on the cone to make a super awesome delectable!!!
Brandon: Do u want anything to eat???
Me: Nah, I'm still madd full from that Assplosion Double Scoop... i jizzed in my pants... hard.
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Similar to an Upper Decker, except you 1st lay a turd on the toilet bow lid. You then remove the lid from the upper tank and rapidly fling the toilet bowl lid into the open position, catapulting the turd into the upper tank. This is worse than an upper decker, because not only does the owner have a turd to fish out of the tank, but they also have a lid that requires cleaning as well.
Q: Why is their poo on the toilet lid?
A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!
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Interuption while someone is speaking.
I was in a middle of a conversation with my friend Tim, and Tyrone waited till a paused and double dutch into our conversation interupting us.
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A fairly involved and physically challenging sex act that is typically performed during free-fall.
Ray: Hey Ben, I feel like jumping from that plane without parachutes may have been a bad idea.
Ben: I dunno, but you wanna Double Roman while we're up here?
Ray: 10-4, Commander!
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Derives from the saying 'I'd tap that'. But in this instant the said individual is so unappealing/unattractive. That you would rather shoot them once, then once again just to be sure. As you would with a Zombie
Guy 1 - Dude look at that Hooker.
Guy 2 - Damn she is fugly.
Guy 1 - Yeah I'd double tap that.
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