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real life rts

A real life take on a video game style that may seem quite inhumane. This is not LARPing.

Players in this game commonly invest in anthills which they connect together via tubing. They then each buy a different species of ant and put them in the anthills, with "resources", like food. Each species of ant then goes about building their colony until they come into conflict with another species, which they will instinctively attack. The goal of this game is total eradication of the other ant species.

"Hey man, wanna real life rts with us next month?? We're getting the big African ants!"

"Sorry, I'm not really into small-time genocide."

by Kermit of WAR October 25, 2011


My life is a potato

a sentence that a retard would say

some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded

by georgy177 February 5, 2021


Mike Life

Mike life is good, life is bad, life brings you smiles, he causes clinical depression, He'll make you hard, He'll make you chemically castrated and limp like a dead fish... If your life is going somewhere, but you don't just know where.... You are having the Mike Life.

I just banged 2 girls at once, I'm having The Mike Life :) , or I just banged two girls and one turned out to be a transformer, I'm having The Mike Life :(

by BroSchool January 9, 2024


New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky

Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"

by Utaken2underscores January 4, 2024


grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma October 3, 2013


grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's context commercial, it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma May 10, 2013


life span of people with big foreheads

15 if lucky hopefully earlier because yall are annoying

Hey how long will u live?
I have a big forehead so maybe 15!
The life span of people with big foreheads

by Titi101 July 22, 2022