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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉
her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter
The act of motor boating ones buttocks.
She had small boobs so I ended up butter boating her instead.
when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle
i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled
The guy who made defined the word mackaplier
You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did
The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
The act of licking another's sweaty body parts.
After we went for a run together, Leo unleashed his infamous butter tongue technique.