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Telling someone to stop bullshitting you
-Yeah, I just got into Harvard
-Man, Stop pooping in my spaghetti
In reference to an individual by the name of Michael Sullivan from Picton, Ontario Canada, who had been messaging women on Facebook Marketplace ads about wanting them to sell him their poop
Scooping up dog poop from your backyard would be a job for the Picton Poop Eater
Oh, yeah, I did take Tylenol. Good call doc! Thanks!
Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
A series of very large, log-sized shits coming out of your anus faster than the speed of sound.
Teacher: Is Bob at school today?
Boy: Yeah, I saw him taking a Tony Poop in the urinal earlier.
A bomb that explodes, and releases poop, very stinky, used in Vietnam War according to prestigious historians.
"EW DON'T THROW A POOP BOMB AT ME"
you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then
a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
A poop that will set your butt on fire
And anything that touches it.