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When something is excellent or amazing.
this new angle theorem we're learning in geometry SLAPS! Slap \ˈslap \
In southern parts of the USA, it means 'completely'.
Person 1: I just got cussed slap out by some person that cut me off!
Person 2: Damn
violently masturbating. Like how a mongoose breaks a cobras neck by shaking it.
I was slapping the mongoose last night and my dick hurt so much afterwards.
When you slap your girlfriend so hard, her mother feels it, in fact, her grandmother feels it.
Matter of fact, her great great grandmother, once removed, feels it.
Yeah I hit my girlfriend. I gave her the ole bizatch slap.
When an individual commits a crime and gets what they deserve from the justice system.
Bob- Yo Timmy, I just punched a baby in the face!
Timmy- Dude! That's messed up your going to get Justice Slapped.
(6 hours later Bob is arrested and sentenced to 2 years of prison for child abuse)
When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.
Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.
It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!
Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?
Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!
Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!