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Asking a girl or group of, who wants to have sex. Do you want to have sex with me. Do the wild thing, the hokey pokey . The horizontal waltz
Hi beautiful ‘where’s the cheese?’
Ladies hello do you know where’s the cheese?
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classic celebration/regeneration sammich for all those vegitarian jews out there. yeah im talkin to you! you, with the brown curly hair, glasses, and red baseball hat! yeah, with the yankees shirt on!
1. me: ben, youve just watched jeter hit the yankees winning home run in the world series. what do you plan to do now?!
ben: im gonna have myself a nice ben cheese!
2. drive thru: welcome to goodberger, may i take your order?
man in car: ill have myself a big ol' ribye, and also a nice ben cheese for my jewish, vegitarian friend over here
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Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"
Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese
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"I saw this wet cheese sandwhich at the park and he told me that i have a nice dick".
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Mac and Cheese made with only butter, no milk and of course the cheese that comes with. Some hippies put extra butter in their milkless Mac and Cheese.
Historical Note: My wife was "in another state of mind" (she's a hippie) and forgot to add the milk in our mac and cheese one night after some relaxation smoking. I was also " Very Relaxed" and thought it was delicious. And there on that historical night my hippie wife had created Hippie Mac and Cheese.
" Hey dear there's something different about this mac and cheese" I said. " Opps I forgot the butter, I guess were eating it hippie style tonight!" Said wife. "Thats okay dear I like Hippie Mac and Cheese". I said
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The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.
"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"
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