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When a girl takes a load of jizz in her mouth, then, without swallowing, goes in for a post orgasm kiss and surprises the guy by spitting his own load into his mouth or on his face.
Last night that bitch surprised me with a dirty cum back! What could I do; I always told told her, spitters are quitters.
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night-water cum is the cum that one or more of a guy's roommies jacks off into.
Some of my roomies are leaving me night-water cum -- I wake up to get a drink and my cup is full of their cumshots!
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A tarte de cum is a cum tart.
One of my favorite desserts is tarte de cum!
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When you plan to have a long love making session with your female partner, but you cum too soon - before you have a chance to put your penis inside her. This usually happens suddenly while your partner is giving you a hand job or blow job during foreplay
Mandy and I settled in for long love-making session last night, but I "cum too soon" while she was stroking me
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Much like quagulated blood, old semen is inserted into an asshole and is then farted.
1.After that ass reaming over a week ago, I've found out that I was diagnosed by my doctor, that I've been having quagulated cum farts.
2.A complete douche bag, who is short, and so is his temper.
3.A fan of hockey team Phildalphia Flyers.
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While having anal sex you look into a mirror and watch until you are about to cum. Pull out, proceed to cum all over the partner's face and while they are finding this amusing and completely stunned, smash them over the head with the mirror.
warning this may cause minor head injuries
i double image cummed your mom last night. and she did the same to me.
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The final result of a bulemic purging herself after giving her boyfriend a blowjob.
"That regurgitated cum wad tasted a lot better going down."
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