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The reign. The dominance. Over the stork tribal. Being known as the king stork is the greatest achievement life has to offer. Bmmmmmmm
Wow. He isn’t afraid of large birds. He must be the King Stork
You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!
You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.
a shitty school i went to which is full of twats and the teachers are sexist mr broad everyone hates you there is squashed peas on the floor of the PE room/lunch hall. we all go to queensbridge school search it up.
Kings heath primary school is bad.
A little prince with fat rolls (usually a baby)
Janice: awwww look at the chubby king, he is so adorable!
short king sunday is the celebration of short men🔥
happy short king sunday!!
The truest of smooth criminals. Using good looks to win small favors or win little debates without the other person feeling shorted.
My Tio has so much game with the ladies we call him the Rizzard King.
When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.
King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.