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The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast
Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉
her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.
It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.
I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.
To take a stick of butter put it in a girls vigina and lick it for breakfast.
My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
A buttery delicious micro-bakery run by a sexy tall tiny toqued woman
Everyone should go check out Butter Goblin on Thursday December 8th @ Habit Coffee