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girl:slaps jeareds ass
jared:what was that for
girl:its december 13th
Coolest day to be born on! Reason number one being because it’s in December and you can get double gifts because of your birthday and Christmas. Second reason being the fact that if it falls on Friday you are gonna have a blast and run away from Jason 😼👍🏽PS: if you were born on a Friday on this day you are equally as cool as me.
Awesome person: hey when’s your bday?
Me(cool person): my bday is next Friday!
Awesome person: woah on December 13?
Me(cool person): F*ck yea dude! I’m thinking about making a horror movie night!😍
This day, December 13, is known as Crackshit and Crackshit Day! They are 2 crazy friends, with Crackshit as their “superhero” name. During the day they are known as Ms. and Ms. Crachit. Today is the day, Crackshit and Crackshit against the world!
“ oh gosh, it’s December 13. Those 2 crazy girls are insane. No wonder they call themselves Crackshit.”
The day you give your ex another chance.
Will: “ Can you please give me another chance”
Will’s Ex: “ No”
Will: “But you have to it December 13th”
Will’s Ex: “Alright fine”
National slap your friend you’ve known the longest
Hey buddy guess what day it is , It’s December 13 *slap*
Its the day where tall bois and their homies get to slap their short friends
moo milk to grow! *slap* December 13 much?!?
International Gremlin Day - To remember the panromantic short gremlin child
Person A: OH MY GOD IT'S DECEMBER 13?
Person B: OH NO, WE FORGOT TO GIVE GIFTS TO THE GREMLIEST GREMLIN OF THE WORLD!!