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hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023


both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 3, 2018


Hand Sweeping

A women having their hand kissed by a large mustached man.

"Hello nice to meet you." "You as well." {lean in and kiss hand} {first person pulls back} "What was that." {laughter} "That was a hand sweeping."

by seph gordon February 27, 2010


I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023


Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 19, 2010


fruity hands™

Fruity hands™, is when two people shake/hold hands and they are both some way lgbtqia+.

Fruity means some way lgbtqia+, hands™ going with the theme of doing something with hands together with someone else.

A) "Amity's and Luz's handshake from the Owl House was so fruity"
B) "that's some fruity hands™"

A) "I wish we could have fruity hands™"
B) "Who said we couldn't?"

by joulukuusi August 4, 2021


oil hand

Typically a person with a bigger than life personality. One who is Stronger, faster and better at everything. You don't have to work in the oil field to be a hand. They are everywhere!

Oil hand! why are your jeans tucked inside your boots?!

Oil hand! why do your Truck tires cost more than the truck?!

Oil Hand! you are Loud and very proud

by Bamafan December 19, 2013