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a simp short for simpleton is someone who blindlym gives money and other gifts to someone in return for affection
im not a simp all i did was give that female streamer $8,000 she wouldnt play mario kart with me
Josh shores
“Josh let’s hangout today”
“Nah I’m with gabby right now”
“You’re such a simp”
We all remember that one Phineas and Ferb episode where they sing that song S.I.M.P
ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".
Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”