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Dirty Water Job

When two guys suck each other's dick to make the other friend feel good. This is completely straight and meaningless, it's just for the feeing.

Hey man, I had a long day, can you give me a dirty water job? Sure!

by Puss5829 March 14, 2016


rust job

Presumably the listener misheard the phrase "rushed job"

"I thought I heard someone say "rust job," so I looked it up on Urban Dictionary only to find the most puerile definitions imaginable.

by wwforthewin May 23, 2025


Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 02, 2013


Flame job

You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.

You my friend just got a Flamejob.

Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.

by Ron691999 June 12, 2022


quick job

to have sex mad quick

"My man got AIDS, he was hit hard; to get laid, he paid a crack head for a five dollar quick job" -AG from that 92' hit single "Runaway slave"

by Goochenberg October 10, 2013


Motor Job

When a girl is giving head and then motorboats her partners nutsack.

"Last night Cindy gave me such a good Motor Job."

"Cindy gives every guy a Motor Job."

by Angeleek September 27, 2017


Job Gas

(n) A person who constantly talks about their job and how good they are at it, and what they have to do next week, and the coool people they get to work with, and all the detail of every boring medial is task involved with sewing sequins to dead rabbits 'for effect' etc etc

"Hey, what do you think of Lozza's new girlfriend?"
"oh what, you mean old "Job Gas"...?
"Yeah, fuxk me doesn't she go on about her job"

by spyanuk November 27, 2017