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When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
when u nutt a little before you finish if u know what I mean 😉😉
her: yo step bro did you really just nutt in me
him: no its just a little bit of pre-nutt butter
Suck and Butter
something girls say when they’ve given someone a blowjob or want to give someone one. If they say they’ve sucked and buttered that means they’ve already done it. The buttered part means it’s all lubed up just like butter
Kayla: i gave john a good suck and butter last night
Maddie: he’s easy to butter up
1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.
2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."
2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.
Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.
A warm greasy place with a nostalgic smell
Visiting my grandma's estate felt like hopping into Louie Anderson's Butter Factory
The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off
Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it