Eyes are bigger than your dick

When she's way out of your league

Hey Anthony, check out that broad over there!

Careful Sam, your eyes are bigger than your dick.

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.

Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

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close your eyes and think of England

An expression used in the United Kingdom referring to unwanted sexual intercourse. Usually from ones spouse.

Brenda: I hate having sex with George
Lucy: Just close your eyes and think of England

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even walls have eyes and ears

(тайное всегда становится ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later

son: dad, how did you know I had bad grades?

father: roflmao son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?

See with your eyes not your hands

You can look but don't touch. Particularly used when someone asks to SEE something with their hand extended. A hilarious quote from Mr. Burns on The Simpsons TV show.

Castro (reaching for the trillion $ bill): May I see it?

Mr. Burns: See with your eyes not your hands!

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blue eye balls

instead of blue balls when someone jerks you around and you can't quite have an orgasm, "blue EYE balls" come from when someone jerks you around each night when you are trying to fall asleep. just as you are about to drift away into lala land, you are rudely awoken, time after time--with each incident of blue eye ball making you grouchier and grouchier.

My spouse gives me blue eye balls every fucking night when I am trying to get to sleep, as he continuously snores then wakes up to restart his netflix.

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back of my eye lids

Going the fuck to sleep

I'm going to go watch the back of my eye lids bitch

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