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The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off
Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it
someone who loves thick loads of semen
"alex scott is a butter lover that likes creamy loads in his ass
The act of ejaculating on a pair of soft, supple breast
Jennifer got me so worked up from the sex, I pulled out and proceeded to butter the udder with a huge hot load.
When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
A fat or overweight person.
Those women are just a couple of butter jars. They're just fat. Seriously love lose some weight.
When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.
Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.
Any type of nut butter that is not the type found in jail/prison. I recommend sunflower butter.
I had my first taste of freedom butter today!