50 yard party

A party on the 50 yard line of your schools football field where everybody gets wasted and baked.

Matt: Hey Daniel, are you going to the 50 Yard Party???
Philip: Only If I Get Free Beer

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covered wagon party

In a prison cell, prisoners arrange three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. In the middle of this a gang rape can continue for an extended amount of time.

The three teens convicted in the beating and robbery of a 98-year-old woman deserve nothing less than a covered wagon party.

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Head & Shoulders Party

When you are being masturbated by a partner, and said parter shoves a travel sized bottle of head and shoulders up your ass. Typically done in the backseat of a car in the middle of the day.

Guy 1: Man, Laura invited me to a Head & Shoulders Party last weekend. It was awesome! We had it right in front oh her church!
Guy 2: Ew.

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wine and cheese party

what do you call a room half full of women with PMS and half with yeast infections?
... a wine and cheese party

see the above joke for the defination of wine and cheese party

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Chemistry Dance Party

- A party at Kohl's house, where he invites his two (2) friends and ten (10) other people.
-A party lacking the prescence of women; One step below a Star Trek geek dance party
-An anology created by Mr. Kohl to explain chemical equilibruim and the effects of changing different elements of the chemical system.

Theo: Hey, do you want to go to the Chemistry Dance Party at Kohl's house?
Sally: No thanks, besides...I'm a girl

Star Trek nerd 1: Hey, I heard there was a Chemistry Dance Party at Kohl's house. Do you want to crash it wearing full Starfleet uniforms?
Star Trek nerd 2: I'll pass...besides, at least we have females at our party.
Star Trek nerd 1: You mean female...we have one female...after all, someone needs to play the role of Uhura.

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cup party

The act of,at the beat of music, you slowly but firmly hump a tall margarita cup

Hey look at that dumbass he is have a cup party.

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congress party

a party where everyone doing drugs and drink

A: Hey, congress party?
B: No, I don’t like drugs.

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