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We all remember that one Phineas and Ferb episode where they sing that song S.I.M.P
ME:DAD I HAVE Simp/SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS
DAD: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT DONATING TO POKIMANE
ME: NO I HAVE SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS AND THEY'RE EATING MY NUTS
A vagina that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth.
Yooo check out the pussy on that chick! "Yeah, she got a nice simp".
Kou is a simp for mitsuba. He falls for mitsuba yet can’t have sex with him because they’re both 14.
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(Two characters from an anime- Hanako Kun toilet bound)
“Mitsuba-kun! I-...I am a simp for you! Please be very gay with me and show we’re both straight so no one thinks we’re dating!”
Angel Braidwood
“You’re not going anywhere” she says as she wraps her arms around him and pulls him closer as he tries to leave.
Angel simps so hard that she introduces boys as her “boyfriend” even when he wants nothing to do with her.
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A individual, often male, praises women as if they were goddesses. He will do whatever she demands. An individual who is a simp has transcended the friendzone into another level.
Hey have you heard about Jim being a total simp?
Yeah he did Vanessas math and history homework for nothing in return.
Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.
"Wow, can you believe it? Jay co-signed on Joy's apartment to get a blow-j.. crazy.. What a simp.."