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Post-Trump Stress Disorder

The most idiotic term on this site. Especially when created on Veterans' Day.

Liberal: "I have post-trump stress disorder!"
Veteran: "Maybe you should try going to war and getting a real stress disorder."

by 150IQ November 11, 2016

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donald trump smoke detector

When your smoke detector's battery gets low, and it makes unwanted tweets all night.

What happened to the smoke detector last night? I kept hearing these stupid little tweets all night long. Oh, the battery is dying, so it became a Donald Trump Smoke Detector.

by Chas501 December 4, 2017

4πŸ‘ 56πŸ‘Ž


If Trump Had a Burmese Wife

When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.

If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup Γ  la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.

by MathPlus February 1, 2021

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Donald Trump's Ass Hair

Ay Donald Trump has leftover shit stuck to his ass hair and it's stanky

Ew whats that smell? Donald Trump's ass hair had shit on it.

by Alex H a h a February 6, 2021

5πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž


i like donald trump

the worlds biggest lie ever u fat cunt

some retard: i like donald trump

me: omg why the fuck u lyin

by kukfaen February 9, 2018

3πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Post trump stress disorder

When you're being a pussy because your candidate loses and you need to drink bleach

All these college kids have post trump stress disorder

by GetCucked November 29, 2016

81πŸ‘ 311πŸ‘Ž


White Trump M.F.

New way to call someone a racist or supremacist

That White Trump M.F. just cut in front of everybody else to get in the club.
So you think I'm an immigrant, just because of the way I look, you White Trump M.F. !

by Balcony Bob September 2, 2017

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