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when you cum on the bitty's sleeping eyes so when she wakes up the next morning its hard to open
I gave andie ol' arabian cum monster so i could and seal her money
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Post-cum depression commonly referred to as PCD is the feeling of remorse the morning after fucking an unattractive girl or doing something regretable with a girl the night before.
Antonym: see post-cum blessing
Jim: "Dude I was wasted last night and I fucked this girl."
Tom: "Nice, how was it?"
Jim: "No man, its not like that. I have PCD."
Tom: "What? Post-cum depression? Why?"
Jim: "I think she put something in my butt..."
Tom: "Oh man. I'm really sorry."
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Cum-Puss-Arrhea is one of the foulest substances known to man, it is a mix of cum (semen), puss and Diarrhea
Dan:my nabers dog shit on my lawn, so I put it's turd in a bag. Then I jerked off into the bag but not before putting the puss that was leaking from my swollen infected leg into it.
Bob: Oh really so you made Cum-Puss-Arrhea?
Dan:Yep then I threw it in my nabers fucking face and told him I would murder his fucking dog if it came near my house again.
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Rat cum genetics is a rising insult word often used between friends in a jokingly way. It originated from the game Overwatch and spread suprisingly fast. It describes that you have rat genetics, therefore calling you a rodent.
Person 1: You are such an annoyance!
Person 2: Well you have rat cum genetics!!
Person 1: Bro...
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Common athletic socks that are used as spank rags. The Thristy Cum Sluts are ladies of the night that provide pleasure after drunk dials and booty calls have failed. These sluts must be aware of Sock Pirates (aka white slaving jiz bombers) and avoid them at all cost.
The newly purchased package of Thirsty Cum Sluts were lined up waiting to provide pleasure to their master's every needs.
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1. A female or male that has slept with many people in one day and has other people's cum filling either their anus or vagina or both who then proceeds to get rid of it in any Manor (while being video taped most likely into somebody's mouth)
2. Using the bathroom after being filled with cum by more than one person in one excrementory motion
She is such a cum dumping whore been in the bathroom for 5 minutes excreting the cum with her phone out and her best friend was recording it
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A designated cum-licker is a guy who is chosen to lick up the cumshots of other guys who shoot their cumgasms on another guy's ass-crack after withdrawing their dicks from his asshole after they've fucked him.
A bunch of my cadet friends came by our pod, and we ended up having a fucking contest -- I got to be the designated cum-licker - yum!
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