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when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle
i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled
The guy who made defined the word mackaplier
You suck let me fucking say something wrong while playing rocket league sideswipe
Listen to me you butter shit ass fuck you know what you did
The finding of evidence that you were cheating on a significant other!
I saw your peanut butter and clown nose on the nightstand! It’s over.
The act of licking another's sweaty body parts.
After we went for a run together, Leo unleashed his infamous butter tongue technique.
If shes mad at you, you should just hit her with that reverse sided double peanut butter.
The build-up of sweat and dead skin congealed into a buttery substance. Generally found within deep fat crevices i.e. - knee or elbow area.
It's so hot out, I could slather a whole loaf of bread with my knee-butter.
I need to jump in the shower right quick before the knee-butter begins to solidify.
To take a stick of butter put it in a girls vigina and lick it for breakfast.
My girlfriend said "I have to go to work" but I said " not till I'm finished my glutter butter, after all breakfast is the most important meal of the day.