waddling meat

When a male cums all of their belly and dick while laying down and don't have anything to whipe.

James: Bro I had waddling meat.

Noah: No way bro! How?
James: I forgot to grab a sock.

Meat Waggin'

A meat wagon is an ambulance. Meat Waggin' is something else entirely!

"I refuse to go anywhere with my meat waggin' like a dog's tail!"

Dog meat sanga

A grimsby sanga most commonly found at low grade golf clubs/courses.

“Hey brother ill grab a couple of cans and that dog meat sanga thanks mate”

Camel Meat

The same thing as a camel toe, except with a girl’s butt.

“Damn. That’s girl has some camel meat!”

Mexican shmeat meat

To be Mexican and have a small penis

Noe has a Mexican shmeat meat

meat change

meat change was a revolutionized way for the meat packing industry to profit while keeping products at low prices for customers the idea was introduced in 2021 by Seema and Ryan wanting some meat to eat but it was too expensive so they went to the internet to lobby and now we need your help to bring meat change near you.

Did you hear about meat change it’s so cool we got some cheap ass fire jerky thanks to meat change.

Happy Meat

first you and your squad unite around a piece of raw pig meat, then you stab that meat for every dude,. then you rape the frick out of the meat. when your done with the meat, cook it and make a feast out of it

Dude 1: Dude that Happy meat was awsome
Dude 2: and tasty!