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Poop etiquette

The art of sanitary cleansing post- fecal extrusion

Following societal rules for proper fecal handling and sanitation

In countries such as India, proper poop etiquette requires one to wipe with the left hand only.

You must teach young children proper poop etiquette so they aren’t the stinky kid in class.

by EyenTheTerrible May 28, 2019


poop bro

Aharen

Awareness is a poop bro

by Fossilnet December 20, 2022


poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock

Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock

by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021


Swoop and poop

When well intended teams, emboldened by progress, are confronted by an unseen, underestimated, and devastating obstacle with such insurmountability, that it forces the team to retreat, forfeit all progress, and question all of their life decisions to that point in time and wonder if they should have just gone to law school after all. Look, Josh is a lawyer and he hardly works.

At their final presentation, the team was introduced to stakeholder they’d never met before, who they’d been assured didn’t care about their project, but now seemed eager to deliver a cataclysmic swoop and poop.

by Dr.Jslammajamma September 25, 2019


Poop Guest

When you go over to someones house just to poop, and then leave. This person thinks you are coming over for a nice visit. Instead you leave them with a smelly bathroom.

Dude came over to my house as a Poop Guest. Needless to say he is no longer invited over.

by arthurvandelay November 28, 2016


poop kettle

The device adib uses to loosen the turd nuggets out of his crevice

Me and my dad share a poop kettle

by one wholesome dude December 28, 2024


Poop a Loop

A circular or lollipop-shaped path that a dog owner creates/packs down for their small dog to walk in the deep snow and go to the bathroom.

The snow was so deep, I had to make a poop a loop for my little dog this morning.

by Tashispice April 18, 2016