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I need fucking therapy.
Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.
Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.
Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!
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To ejaculate on the pubic hair of your lady friend, perhaps as a form of safe sex.
"We didn't have a condom so I ended up spilling the beans on the cat's pyjamas"
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smoking some marijuana to cure the effects of having smoked too much the night before.
I feel better now that i have had some fur of the cat that scratched me.
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person 1: hey whats that on your arm?
emo kid : oh nothing i got a new cat?
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to describe a jumpy, jittery emotion. sometimes it is written as "a long-tailed cat in a rocking chair factory"
I am nervous as a cat in a rocking chair factory.
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When you wake up with the worst taste in your mouth after a night of heavy drinking and smoking.
After we were out partying all night, I woke up and that damn cat crapped in my mouth again.
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a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.
"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"
"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"
"oh the babies"
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