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A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”
“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”
You are a bluffing ass nigga . 💯
- stop welling bluff daddy .
This legendary being is the pinnacle of shitposting that all people strive to be he is known by many names "The Duke of Death" "Daddy Shitpost" or simply "The Duke" however should you ever meet this legendary figure count your blessings that they do not open the gates of hell and release the floodgates of the shitpost
did you hear about daddy shitpost?
yeah i heard hes terrifying!
The same as Sugar Daddy, but for the tactical honeys who shoot in 9mm, .45 ACP, .223 or Shotgun. The Ammo Daddy has infinite streams and stockpiles of ammo he can shower his Sugar Bunnies with when they need his ammo for ladies night shooting session in exchange for their time and affection.
Hey Meghan, are you ready for the girls shooting session at the range tomorrow?
Meghan “Oh snaps, I just looked at my range bag and I’m down to three dusty bullets of 9mm. I better call my Ammo Daddy to have him come through so I have all my range candy ready for ladies night at the range.”
Drip Drip Daddy Orange Juice Ryan
Dog: What is my daddy drip??
Person : It a song made by Princebear
Dog: Who is Princebear??
Person : Goofball person who made a funny song
Dog: Woof
Fuck me daddy, u are a fucking piece of shit. I’m back fucking my daddy ( Daddy)
Oh yes daddy oh yes daddy oh yes daddy
Pull up with condoms (Moaning)
I got cum in my face
Go hear my daddy drip in soundtrack or YouTube
My Daddy Drip Remix by Princebear (prod. Brisk RobMar) feat. Dixie Damelio & BRESKI Wyatt
an attractive person who drives a platinum ford truck
his truck is a platinum? he’s a platti daddy