Double Barreled Hangover

A hangover of epic proportions resulting in vomiting and shitting yourself at the same time.

I drank so much last night I had a double barreled hangover this morning.

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Ground Rule Double

When with a women you start off by swinging for the fences but something happens to where you are forced to stay at 2nd base.

"I was with this hottie last night, but my brother kept walking in the and out of the roomie, so instead of a home-run, I got a Ground Rule Double"

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Double Fisted Chesty

The act of two dudes coming up beside one dude and picking him up atleast 1 foot into the air by his nipples

Double fisted chesty:

yeah dude dave and bob double fisted chestied ryan in the locker room his nipples are black now

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double-minted kid

A kid who eats two intensely strong mints at the same time, struggling with the urge to spit them out because of their unusually intense flavor. Yet, they master the skill of eating two super minty mints because they are...DOUBLE MINTED KIDS!!!!!!!
hxc yeah mints. mintcore

oh look at that girl eating two mints, shes cool. shes a true double-minted kid.

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double dip

A sexual activity involving two partners, preferably a male and a female, where the female takes a fresh shit, and does not bother to wipe. The male then proceeds to take his sweaty balls and push them into her now brown anal cavity. Extracting the shit covered nuts he plops the scrotum onto females face, rubbing it into various facial orfices. including the nose, eyes, and mouth.

oh man last night i gave my girlfriend the BEST double dip

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double duece juice

any 22oz bottle of beer or brew

"yo,lets go grip up some double duece juice man.Im thirsty as a mother fucker."

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double-springs cleanse

A procedure for cleaning oneself so as to smell extremely good. While in the shower, clean yourself with Irish Springs bar soap, Original Scent. Rinse, and then apply Irish Springs body wash. Rinse. Perform your regular drying procedure...like, with a towel or something. You should end up smelling fresh. Trust me, it works. I'm a doctor.

"Oh, man, you smell great!"
"Thanks! I used the double-springs cleanse."

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