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I lost the game

Something that was only moderately entertaining in Kindergarden to begin with and which some cretins just cannot fucking give up.

A: "I lost the game! HURR"
B: "HAHAHA LOL NOW I LOST IT TOO"
A: "OH NO WE ARE LOSERS!!! BAWWWW"
B: "BAWWWWW"
A: "I AM JUST SOOOOO ADHD!!"
B: "ME TOO!"
A: "Well time to watch more Lazytown reruns!"
B: "Haha yeah we are so ~*wacky and random*~"

by Joe Millsville May 26, 2009

52๐Ÿ‘ 145๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat the cock game

You call your mom/dad to hurry and come to you. Meanwhile you try to masterbate as fast as you can until you cum. You mostly beat the cock to beat the clock. Its really intense!!

Dude I failed on the beat the cock game

by fuckster flags April 4, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


PiCK uP GaME

a pick up game, is when you talk to a girl who you have no thoughts of getting with, or if you do but not going out with her. just to keep your game up to stats. cause your picking your game up.

dude i played a pick up game last night on emily.

dude i herd your pick up game with ashely was class a.

by rb26dettgt45 July 17, 2009

24๐Ÿ‘ 63๐Ÿ‘Ž


click bang game

the shooter loads the gun by saying "click". the next person to be banged is killed. if the shooter "clicks" twice, it cancels the original click negating the bang.

The Click bang game is very fun when on the bus
Me- "Click" pointing at you "BANG" pointing at me. I'm dead

by Swanbird September 26, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


cow piss game

a game where 2 men stand 5 feet away from each other, and the first person 2 piss into the others mouth wins a blowjob from a cow.

man: ive one the cow piss game!
man: lucky fuck|!

by twonk July 11, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Game, set, match

In internet debate, a bluff added at the end of a specious post that is a desperate and hopeless attempt to recover from having been pwned.

Oh you think you're so smart! Well what about blah blah blah, blah blah blah, and blah blah blah? Game, set, match.

by Gruntmaven May 21, 2009

21๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pre-Game Dump

To defecate prior to eating a large meal, thereby allowing you to eat more, and feel less sick after said meal.

"that steak is huge... i better take a pre-game dump before i dive in."

by carpetallday March 2, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž