When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared
I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away
Slapping ones john is a term dirived from lower Manhattan. The art of nonchalantly and gently kissing a strangers penis or if you prefer. His shiny helmet.
Hey bro, do you mind me slapping your john?
Its been John Gunn'd
Its been crashed e.g
Its been John Gunn'd
little john john is a word describing a man’s dicc, or saying a man’s dicc is small.
what does little john john mean?
Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"
"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?
a fucking piece of shit that steals all my damn gum
John Beurer is Nicolette Martinez’s little bitch