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The phenomenon of getting feces stuck in the urethra (usually after anal sex with the receiver having a massive turd still in their rectum) and then squeezing said feces out of the urethra like a go-gurt.
Dude, my the poop straw my girlfriend gave me last night burned like hell because of her diet of hot cheetos and salsa.
the real legal name of amber heard the girl who poos on beds
we have johnny depp the godly jack sparrows versus the poop girl
When an obscure dream becomes reality. Much like a Deja Vu, but specifically when a real dream comes to fruition in real life.
Whoa - last night I dreamed that I pooped a tiger...and wouldn’t you know it, today, I actually pooped a tiger.
Or:
Bro, that I dreamt last night I’d get in a car crash, and today I crashed my car. I totally pooped the tiger.
(See tiger-tail)
When you sit on somebody else’s ass and shit inside their anus and it pegs them.
John “Hey, Jimmy do you want do some poop pegging?”
Jimmy “Sure John, I will go bottom.”
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Chad Green, Relief pitcher for the Toronto Blue Jays
Chad Green is so poop and butt
This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
when you try to poop but you just fart
man you pooped quick.
nah man it was just a ghost poop.