Hate Poop

To poop in a manner that is intended as an expression of a negative feeling towards another person.

"Can you believe your ex invited you to her party after she made out with your best friend?"
"It's cool, I showed up and pretended to forgive her then found the bathroom and uncorked a rowdy hate poop and didn't flush."

Poop Naner

a chocolate muffin that spilled on a banana

me:woahhh i wish i could get a poop naner
fightclub: yeahh me too

poop knuckle

sworn mortal enemy of the poop doodles this terribly violent group of pks will terrorize your home and dont get us started with poop knuckle trees the sub seqquent group also this group not aloud to speak agout fridges

that poop knuckle really with that life

Poop Bassinet

A coping skill for those who are terrified by the sound of their poop falling into the toilet and making a slashing sound.

The Poop Bassinet is made by floating several layers of toilet paper on top of the toilet water. This creates a soft landing spot for the falling poop to be gently and most importantly, silently welcomed to the toilet water.

It’s the weirdest thing but she just can’t take a shit unless she makes a poop bassinet. She really needs professional help with her phobia.

snow pooping

The act of digging a small hole, then proceeding to fill that hole with a poop. After, one may or may not cover the top of the hole with more snow.

"Bobby can I use your bathroom"

"No dude, Josè is already in there"

"Where am I gonna go"

"Just go outside"

"Ok, I've never tried snow pooping"

Poop g

Your on poop g 😂

I saw poop g at the prison?! For treatment of the kids

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.