January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!
"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"
A term often used for not so macho men who demonstrate they may be gay or are too effeminate.
"I swear that dude is a slap away from sucking dick"
The overwhelming desire to engage in slapology. The level of desire to use slappyness to rectify another human's existence.
My slap factor raises exponentially when exposed to perky bitches.
When someone with a tiny penis "try's" to masturbate. Their peter is so tiny that they end up just slapping their sack
Jessica: I caught Perry beating off in the bathroom yesterday.
Amanda: Trust me, his dick is so small he was just slapping the sack.
Cha cha chicken clucking bitch who slapped off to her online crush, M1K33, then tried to buy love from him (200 bucks) and he dumped her.
Slap slap slap beanis is desperate for love online.
While you are anally fisting a person you grad a hand full of their shit and slap the person with it.
I Arabian Bitch Slapped this hot woman the other night and she loved it.
January is a slap ass month which means that you can slap anyones ass for the whole month, you dont need to ask for permission, just do it, have a lovely January and hide your ass.
Person 1: do you see that ass?
Person 2: Isn't it slap ass January
Person 1: Oh yeah, ill be back
Person 2: good luck!