what do you want a cookie?

Comeback to someone who is bragging.

PERSON 1: I FINISHED MY LAPS FIRST!
PERSON 2: cool. What do you want a cookie??

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What goes around is all around

Rickyism for "what goes around comes around."

"Just remember, Lehey; What goes around is all around."

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you reap what you sow

what you do will come back to you.

Watch the way you live your life because you reap what you sow.

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Thats What She Said

is a very funny word to say when someone says almost anything !!!

Example:

person 1: i did not get the basket ball all thw way to the rim it was not long enough

person 2: it's not long enough "thats what she said"

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what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

It happened. It only happened there. And it happened far enough away to have any negative effect on the "the here and now".
And anyone who wasn't there at the time need not know about it.
So stfu about it, and move on. But keep the memories. ;)

Dane Cook's intro to a recent show in Las Vegas:

"...great to be back here in Vegas....you know how they say 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas'....? Well I have a new saying....if it happens in Vegas, and I see it....I'm fuckin' telling EVERYBODY!!"

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you know what I mean?

a communication tactic commonly used among close friends to clarifly that they are on the same wave length.

One friend to another: "I would go but I don't feel like being the third wheel, you know what I mean."

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Ok bro, what the flip

Extreme shock, like when you find out Ohio isn't funny anymore.

Similar to "Alright dude, what the flip."

"Ok bro, what the flip!!! Only in Ohio!!111!!"

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