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Things that some people call coincidences but have really been planned.Like when everyone thought Trump´s hair was fake and he had that Spanish lady come up and tug it.You. might call it a coincidence but it was really the Trump effect,
"Damn,I spilled juice all over my shirt!"
"Must be the Trump effect!"
"That's what I was thinking!"
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The powerful upper echelon of 45’s base.
We are the White Collar Thugs 4 Trump and we will pay whatever it costs to keep our boy in office in 2020!
The disquieting feeling of fear, horror, and loneliness that engulfs your entire body--down to your soul--when you realize that you're living in a representative-democracy where the percent of the population that is intentionally ignorant, racist, sexist, and/or bigoted has reach a critical mass.
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Person 1: "Can you believe Donald Trump is president?"
Person 2: "...I just don't care anymore. After the election and the complete lack of intelligent thought from so many people, my PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) has led me to realize that if it wasn't that waste-of-oxygen we would've voted in some other demagogue... Wanna get drunk?"
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Person 1: "Aren't you supposed to be at work?"
Person 2: "I was going to go to work, but PTSD (President-Trump Stress Disorder) sunk in: if representative governments are only as good as the intelligence of their citizenry, then what's the point?... so I dropped acid instead.
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Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and ur dog bisexual
Han : your mom gay
Luke : your dad lesbian
Han : your dog bisexual
Luke : your uncle Donald Trump
Han : *dies*
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Code phrase for heading to bathroom to take a dump.
I need to Drop Trump off at Mar-a-lago
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It’s when the Congress gives a peach to Donald trump but trump refuses to eat it.
The Congress: trump, u need eat that fucking peach I gave u.
Trump: NO!!!
The Congress: or we will fire u and we’ll replace u with joe Biden the badass as president.
Trump: u can’t I’m fucking rich & u work for me because u guys are peasants.
The Congress: just eat the fucking peach & ur ass won’t get kicked.
Trump: fuck no, I ain’t eating shit!
*the congress kicks trump’s ass back to China where he belongs*
The Congress: hey joe Biden, ur now the president.
Joe Biden: oh yeah yeah
The word I should define; trump needs to eat a peach.
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The Caviar Fandom it's The First Boy Barron William Trump Fandom there so nice the Caviar Fandom is one of the nicest Fandom but if you are mean to barron that's where not nice to you they protect there idol 24/7 there know for being the 1# nicest Fandom there all girls having crush on the First Boy and some of them are there just to support
The Caviar Fandom (barron trump fandom) is Underrated
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