Aggressive, sometimes buzzed, usually hammered creature in slow parts of rivers.
When rafting and taking a stop in slow and calm water an eddy shark can be known to fuck your shit up. Good luck.
A cannabis cigarette usually rolled with two extra large rolling skins so it's lengthy and girthy. Usually smoked under special circumstances.
John:"Its 4/20 tomorrow guys, are we smoking a celebratory King Eddie?"
Liam: "Of course, are you partaking Ben?"
Ben: "i will go to the shop for papers"
Ed-Dee-Sys-Tem (noun)
1. A system created in 2010 to help struggling working classmen succeed in the work place
2. A system created to run in a grocery store.
3. An ordered and comprehensive assemblage of facts, principles, doctrines, or the like in a particular field of knowledge or thought: a system of philosophy.
4. A coordinated body of methods or a scheme or plan of procedure; organizational scheme: a system to succeed.
5. Any formulated, regular, or special method or plan of procedure: a system of marking, numbering, or measuring; a winning system at bridge.
6. A system founded by Eddie. It is described as a system to be successful at success.
Ray is running the Eddie System. He has all checkstands open, and is making check out success
When someone is slow to get the joke, late to the punchline, slow on the uptake etc
"Aw, you just got the joke she cracked three minutes ago, what a classic Eddie"
"Looks like the penny just dropped! Classic Eddie"
An alcoholic of the lowest kind
Did you see that guy crash that 3 year old birthday to get free drinks? Yeah he's definitely a Drunk Eddie!
Eddie is a cute little pumpkin head from anime called "angels of death". He must be protected from all the hate in this world.
Person A: Can I have a cookie?
Person B: No.
Person A: Why?
Person B: It's for Eddie Mason.