Snail bait

Snail·bait pronounced sneyl·beyt (noun):

Any object or strategy used to lure a snail is out of its shell.

*google* Snails eat mushrooms? Snail bait!

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Snail mail

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States

Snail mail is mail that is being sent from overseas bound for the United States.

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slow as snail snot

To be so painfully slow that it is slower than a snail and about the same speed as a snail's snot.

Damn, I really wish this old lady would get out of the way, she's driving as slow as snail snot

I've been waiting hours for this download to finish, it's about as fast as snail snot.

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oregon snail trail

This happens when a girl rides a guy until he comes, and then slides off over his face.

Her oregon snail trail glisted on his nose in the light of dawn.

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SNAIL FOOT

code used to describe a women/a nice meaty vag! usually while your with your boys and a female is in your presence!

wow look at this local snail foot.

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Somalian Snail Trail

When a woman places her labia on her partner's face, starting at the forehead, and slides downwards towards her partner's chin. This leaves a distinct path of slime as she moves downwards.

My girlfriend decided to wake me up by sitting on my face. Unfortunately she lost her balance and ended up giving me a Somalian Snail Trail.

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

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