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OwO A compwete and uttew waste of pwecious chiwdhood.
You wake up at six in da mowning to go to a buiwding which resembwes a federwalw pwison. Thewe, uu go fwom cwass to cwass, wepeating da same thing ovew and ovew evewy day. You get obsowete, inconsequentiaw buwwshit shoved down uuw thwoat by peopwe who awe onwy thewe fow da money and time off. Then, uu get tested on this buwwshit, and if uu failw because uu don't undewstand, then that's too bad, which totawwy defeats da puwpose of weawning anyways.
If uu evew need to knuw anything they teach uu in schoow in weaw wife, thewe's this nifty wittwe thing cawwed GOOGWE.
but no, we wave school UwU
by sick of asphixiation. May 31, 2009 ( '◟ ')
(not mine, the original creator is the name above)
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an idiot who plays geometry dash and quaver
guy 1: you are such an uwu cat :(
guy 2: Yeah, Yeah, Haha
Goofy Ahh Uncle Productions
Aye I Know I’m Five Years Late ha-ha-ha
You Can’t F^^k With Me, I’m on a Different Level
Phew, Phew
Verse:
Money So Big, N!ggas Think I’m Yeat
B!tch You Can’t Compete
Lil Ho, Get on Your Knees and Lick the Cheese
I’m Finna Get on Your Asz, You Could Call Me Pair of Jeans
That Girl, She Came and Sucked My D!ck, and She Did It Hella Mean
Yeah, They Call Me Quandale
Got to Get to the Green, I’m Not Talking ‘bout No Kale
Had to Kick a Lil B!tch Out, ‘cause She Was F^^king Like a Snail
Man, I Was Just in Jail
I Was Opening Up Mail
Quandarious Tried to Diss Me and His Stupid Asz Failed
Got These Hoes Mad
‘cause I’m Getting Racks
Put a Hunnid on the Dash
B!tch Yo Breath Stink, Please Go Put on a F^^king Mask
She Said “pasz the Weed”, B!tch, I Don’t Like to Pasz the Gas
Blowing Bubbles, Blowing Zaza
She Got Big Ol’ Titties I Said “goo-goo, Goo, Gah-gah”
In the Zoo, Monkey Asz N!ggas
Oo-oo, Oo, Ah-ah, Stop Playing With Me
When the Money Talking, I Could Not Hear What You Saying
Lil B!tch Is Religious, on Her Knees, Like She Praying to Me
Ok I’m Done
Never Mind, Just Kidding, N!gga
Aye, B!tch I Had to Do the Race, Got a Couple Bad B!tches With Me
Spray My D!ck, Call It Face Paint, Goofy Ahh N!gga
You Ain’t Cool, Nah You Ain’t
B!tch I Will Grab the Smith & Wesson, Shoot a N!gga, Head Bald, G.i Jane
aye, I Know That Sh!t Went Over Your Head, It’s Cool
Uh, Finna Go t
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A UwU girl is someone who is kind and loving but they say UwU/OwO alot
Hey did you know that my bestfreand is a UwU Girl
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The feeling of complete flusterness because of a spouses sexual act.
“UwU baka put you clothes back on.”
“Fine for now” he says with a giggle
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emily has explosive diarrhea and so do you
“did you hear? emily uwu has explosive diarrhea”
“whatttttttt? since when?”
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the person who makes me happy and the person who deserves the whole entire world <3
hey have you heard of m0mmym1lk3rs..uwu! im so proud of them! they made me laugh today and made my day way better :)
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if u ain’t ranga u ain’t banging dis 👰🏻 ♂️🍒
hi i’m a ranga lachlan uwu and i love to intimidate my dear friends by contemplating answering their messages
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