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A person with kids who is oblivious to everything besides the fact that they've procreated.
Mom: Oh I know I'm living in squalor but I just love kids! And I'm going to get pregnant for the 5th time regardless of my situation! It's a miracle!
Normal person: Wow that bitch is a real breeder brain.
Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.
Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.
see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"
The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.
You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!
A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
The act of giving out Lifesaver mints (Aka Brain Enhancers) and slices (Sticks of gum) on a Friday afternoon during a school day. If you have not had a Brain Fest, we really recommend trying it one day.
Usually done during a lunch, extension, or free period and is popular among Middle Schoolers - High Schoolers.
When having a Brain Fest, people sign a paper to get access to the Brain Fest. A Brain Fest is usually a treat for students and is loved globally.
Yo Kyle, are you going to go to Jason's Brain Fest this Friday?"