Lost and found

First you shove a XL unlubricated condom down ur childs throat causing them to suffocate before the baby can cry for help you chuck it down a river with a rock tied to their leg, this is where the police will find the dead and washed up baby by the river banks causing them to put it in lost and found

Omg Jamie! Did u really throw our newborn to lost and found!?!?!

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she lost!!!

she just lost on the price is right!!!

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lost and disoriented

To have sex with a girl on the beach, and cum in her face aiming mostly for her eyes. You then throw some sand in her face and push her over. Leaving her "Lost and Disoriented"

"Man, I gave Lucy the Lost and Disoriented on the weekend"

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Lost weekend

To waste an entire weekend watching Lost DVDs.

You start Friday evening ... and suddenly it's Sunday evening and it's work or school tomorrow. Where has the weekend gone?

Previously this sort of time jump was only obtainable from an alcoholic source.

Q: Did you do anything nice at the weekend?

A: Nope, I had a Lost weekend. Don't you just love Hurley?

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Lost In Translation

A movie staring Bill Murray that wanna be bohemian's adopt as inspirational/moving/deep (pick any exagerated state of greatness).
The best part of the movie is where a Japanese "escort" asks the character played by Bill to "lip my stalkings" in a very strong engrish accent.

Some people have a low self esteem. One way they can feel better is by choosing the movie "Lost in Translation" as their favorite and ridiculing those who see it for its true value.

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Lost cap

Losing your cap means that you have exhausted your humility and have turned into your typical Brad from college. Partying, slaying the ladies, and being reckless are normal parts of your day

Pedro and ahmed have been killing the ladies and just slaying. Consider it a lost cap

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lost weekend

A period of several days in which one indulges in activities such as drug-taking and sex.

Lost weekend = Fantasy first date.

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