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A youtube channel that has taught me more things than my school/prison ever has.
teacher: Have you heard of pythagoras theorem?
Me: yeah Game Theory taught me
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A game that is so bad that it gets regularly thrown in a toilet buy a guy who owns 5 Wii Us.
"This game blows!" Scott exclaimed as he threw a copy of Chi-bi Robo: Zip Lash in the toilet.
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A circle-jerk; where the players throw money, and a doughnut, in the middle. The first one to ejaculate on the doughnut, gets the money. The last one has to eat it.
I won the doughnut game, last night. Now, I can buy the new X-Box 360.
Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.
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A person who is totally into the fine and outstanding culture of Video Gaming. Often seen sporting a game related T-Shirt i.e. Mortal Kombat, Pac Man etc.
In addition to purchasing all merchandise related to their favorite game, a Gaming Enthusiast will spend long, hot uninterrupted hours of gaming in some back room. Forgoing proper nutrition, basic hygiene, even pornography in lieu of leveling up. Leveling up for a Gaming Enthusiast is like shooting sweet China White into the vein of a heroin addict.
Gaming Enthusiasts have been found dead with controllers still being clutched in their rigor mortified hands - We salute you
In the future when our world is invaded by hordes of malevolent alien Reptiloids. The nations of the earth will turn to the Gaming Enthusiast to save them. For the Gaming Enthusiast alone possesses the knowledge and talent combined with years of virtual experience for fighting such a cause.
Sound far fetched? I leave you with this: Songs have been written and movies have been made about Gaming Enthusiasts saving the world.
Attending E3 and Blizzcon is like a trip to Mecca for the Gaming Enthusiast.
Obsessive compulsive disorder that manifests during gaming. A person may not have OCD in real life, but will display OCD behavior in a game with exhausting inventory organization, breaking every possible breakable object in the room or always reaching the level cap.
-Dude, why did you just shoot the wall? There was nothing there.
-I had 101 bullets, needed to round it to a 100 so it was perfect.
-You should learn to control your gaming OCD.
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A bulky plastic brick that heats up to the temperature of the sun while mimicking a jet engine
Tim: Sounds hell of a lot like a runway here
Alan: My bad, I was just playing tetris on my Gaming Laptop
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a legendary being with all powerful knowledge and answers to every question that should be shared with the world. when they find out they are the gaming fungus, they will want to keep the knowledge to themselves, so the gaming fungus spirit leaves them to find a new fungus. fungi must have influence. the first ever gaming fungus was TheGamingMushroom (fungus the first) and the gaming fungus spirit left him because he didn't have enough influence. the second fungus was TheFungus (fungus the second). he had good influence, so we arent sure what happened for him to lose the spirit of the gaming fungus. he had an existential crisis after the spirit left him. the third gaming fungus was legendary Sebi (fungus the third). He got 2 hours of sleep in 60 hours. the power of the gaming fungus truly thrived. the gaming fungus spirit also leaves people when they arent divine enough to hold the knowledge. this happened to sebi when he sent his pp in #music-commands. the current gaming fungus is Sebastian (fungus the fourth). he owns slaves, who gave him the n word pass. his knowlege is spread through small phrases, such as "n word" and "fuck that hurt" and "ca va bien." it is up to the people he influences to figure this out. there is a pattern to the funguses, and that is two funguses (GamingMushroom, TheFungus) and then two sebastian sounding names (sebi, sebastian). we have determined that the next fungus is The Amungus Fungus (fungus the fifth) the leader of the US military. \
Normie 1: "There's all these the gaming fungus gifs on discord, what even is it?"
Enlightened person 1: "well my brudda, you see..."
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