In the pornographic film "Super Mario and the 7 bitches" Toad met up with his bitches and pumped them so hard. In this specific scene wii get to see Toads dick nick named "flagpole". This is different from your life because you get no bitches, I bet this is why your dad left you.
suck my toads flagpole
Someone who is stupid and annoying
Person1: what do u think about rakeisha
Person 2: she is such a frog eating toad
The use of psychedelic mushrooms without knowing your current mindset, which when the mushrooms are consumed, you may either experience a good reaction or bad reaction, which ever happens, will tell you if your in a good mindset or not
“Yo dude, the other day I tried out Toads Therapy, holy shit i’m not doing alright I need help”
Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)
“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “
“Omg You just had 4 tabs of acid!”
“I’m planning on meeting the toad”
When a man and a woman have sex and the man ejaculates on the woman's back. The woman allows the semen to dry and does not wash it off right away. Named after the Pipa Pipa Toad, who carries it's eggs on it's back, where they are fertilized by the male toad.
Ya'll try that pipa pipa toad lastnight? You know your girl is ready for a baby when she let's that dry.
Totally, for sure, definitely.
Friend 1: Want to go get lunch? Friend 2: Toads my goads dude!
a gross boi, often some people will say "toad boi, i like that guy" but they don't often mean it
omg ew he's so ugly... he's a toad boi