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to express or agree with the pitiful plight of a football club
Mate, jees those doggies are shithouse aren't they?
Fuckin' YES MATE
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"oh mate" can be used in all sorts of situations, this phrase originated from a person called Robbie
oh mate, that is illegal! and antisocial!
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A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"
"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"
"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
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Twins that derive from separately fertilized ova and that have different genetic makeup. Fraternal twins. Twins that do not look alike.
Me and my twin sister don't look alike so we are not twins we are womb mates
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Used to describe someone you dislike thereby avoiding using there name.
Old mate slept with my girlfriend when I was serving overseas.
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A fun sarcastic way brits apologise for something they probably don’t care about apologising for.
Person 1: you done a graffiti on my wall pal.
Person who doesn’t care: Soz mate.
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