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shoe magic

Worlds best shoe cleaner at oak park mall in lenexa, Kansas

"Omg did you see that guys shoes? You know he bought shoe magic."

by sleepyharper January 16, 2014


Magical Dolphins

A game popular in small towns, usually played in boredom. Played by talking about a topic for a minute without changing subjects or talking about magic or dolphins; the topics are Harry Potter, Seaworld, Twilight, and tuna.

Jessie and Meg played "Magical Dolphins" in their boredom.

by ladida17 June 12, 2010


magic wall

The ATM attached to a building that dispenses $$$.

I'll meet you in 20 minutes. I have to go by the magic wall & get some cash.

by Nerdy Redhead December 5, 2010


El Magic

1. Absolutely ace at something,very good at something and getting it right nearly every time. Named after the best goal kicker in the world, he El Magiced it nearly EVERY time!

Im El Magic at playing guitar.

Meaning im very good at guitar and rarely make mistakes.

by Tahlia(TdoggBulldog) July 10, 2005


Magic Tokens

Achy, swollen testicles. Full and ready to but a copious nut custard.

That’s it. Squeeze my magic tokens. You are in for a load.

I was slapping my magic tokens against her taint before I roped her up deep.

by Eaton Holgoode May 24, 2018


magic carrot

Used during blind sex. The male will attach a carrot on the end of his penis for enhanced length.

Sarah: Joe had a MASSIVE dick.
Susan: Don't be fooled Sarah, it's probably a magic carrot.
Sarah: Aww Shit.

by biggie27080 June 8, 2016


Magic Morning

Opposite of a hangover. Caused by going to bed stoned or passing out and waking up the next morning still buzzing slightly. A person would still be able to function normally and not be keyed, but still buzzing.

Not to be confused with waking up and smoking, that would be a wake and bake.

The phrase is thought to originate from the North West, particularly Washington, Oregon, and British Columbia, but that's open for debate.

Date: 4/21/10

Joe: Oh dude, that bud last night was dank. I got myself a magic morning here.

Jeremy: I know man same.

by Mysterion420 February 16, 2011